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K College Commission - All

Stained glass commission for Kalamazoo College. :)

Celestial Impact

One of my older pieces, but it's still my favourite piece of my whole gallery. :)
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My friends and I have a plan.

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 15, 2009, 11:27 PM


We're going to cure so many things!


It's true.

We've come up with a plan to cure obesity, world hunger, unemployment, and depression. ALL AT ONCE.

To cure obesity, we shall cut off all obese people's hands so that they must eat only with their faces. That way, they'll eat less food in a longer period of time.
To cure world hunger, we shall feed all the hungry people the food that the obese people don't eat.
To cure unemployment, we shall hire a zillion workers to manufacture and program robots.
To cure depression, we shall fasten the hands of the obese people to the robots, and the robots will follow all of the depressed people around and clap whenever they do something good.

IT'LL TOTALLY WORK, GUYS.











If you don't find this funny, you're totally a communist.

Nothing of note to report. Over and out. :salute:


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  • Mood: Helpful
  • Listening to: Dream Song - Scott Matthews
  • Reading: Class stuff
  • Watching: clouds
  • Playing: in the rain
  • Eating: up time
  • Drinking: music

deviantID

I'm nineteen years old.
I live in Oregon, go to school in Michigan.
I don't take compliments very well in real life.
I believe there's a difference between truth and fact.
You should tell me stories. :)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: KZoo, MI
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Male L
  • Print preference: Anything!
  • Interests: Writing, soccer, dA
  • Favourite movie: Right now, UP!
  • Favourite band or musician: Chicks and their pianos.
  • Favourite genre of music: Dudes and their guitars.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Piet Hein
  • Favourite photographer: Terry Evans
  • Favourite style of art: Fractals
  • Operating System: Windows
  • Wallpaper of choice: Fractal, preferably
  • Tools of the Trade: Computer

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Comments


:iconjohnnys-86:
*johnnys-86 4 days 13 hours ago
your webcam is friggen hilarious!

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go get some cash out baby, we're waking up in Vegas
:iconinsanewalk:
=insanewalk 4 days 17 hours ago
Hey! How are you doing? Congrats on the winning that art competition.

Oh, and, I'm hosting a poetry contest, hope you enter :)

[link]

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The truth! The truth! Even if it were a crime!

Check out my gallery. It won't bite. Okay, maybe a little ;);
[link]
My Snow Man Melted Literature Contest! [link]
:iconrythmicleo726:
~rythmicleo726 5 days 20 hours ago
Hey You :) Thanks for the favs :) <3 you!!

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with all the love in the world :love:
!Lindz!
:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica 5 days 4 hours ago
<3 you back!! Hope you like the west coast. ;D

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Murble.
:iconmadnessism:
`madnessism Nov 9, 2009, 6:10:05 PM
When did you get a `? :omfg: Late grats hon! :hug:

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Manda
"It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection; through art and art only that we can shield ourselves from the sordid perils of actual existence." -Oscar Wilde
:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica Nov 10, 2009, 12:09:30 AM
:giggle: August '07. :hug: Haven't heard from you in so long, how are things?

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Murble.
:iconuniquelyyours:
*UniquelyYours Nov 7, 2009, 11:17:09 AM
Hello! How's it going?? Just moving all my pieces into one account and wanted to let you know this piece is being moved to my UniquelyYours account. [link] (I'm not sure what happends to the "fav" when it's deleted so I thought I'd stay a step ahead)

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I am also known as "Aartsee1" [link] -traditional work
:iconhotabych:
Mood: Joy ~hotabych Oct 8, 2009, 11:36:30 PM
thanx 4 the devwatch ))))

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:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica Oct 8, 2009, 11:38:24 PM
No problem, your car paintings are just phenomenal. :) Good stuff.

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Murble.
:iconindelibly-yours:
*Indelibly-Yours Oct 7, 2009, 1:50:24 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: Sweetie! :heart:
:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica Oct 8, 2009, 11:39:00 PM
:D You're welcome, and thank you for the faves and devwatch! :)

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Murble.
:iconmissjessicajoy:
~missjessicajoy Oct 4, 2009, 11:07:35 AM
Thanks for the fav!
:heart:

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She sees the mirror of herself
An image she wants to sell
To anyone willing to buy

He steals the image in her kiss
From her hearts apocalypse
From the one called whatsername
:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica Oct 8, 2009, 11:39:08 PM
:) Welcome!

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Murble.
:icontoop:
Mood: Joy ~Toop Sep 25, 2009, 1:51:33 PM
Hey man, thanks a lot for the :+devwatch: :D

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I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human.
:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica Sep 29, 2009, 11:32:07 AM
:D of course! After I wiped my friendslist, it's been difficult trying to find the people to re-add again.

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Murble.
:icontoop:
~Toop Sep 29, 2009, 11:57:55 AM
Oh I see how it is, you just took me off your friends list, that's</t> why you had to add me ;P

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I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human.
:iconnestalgica:
`Nestalgica Sep 29, 2009, 3:07:41 PM
:innocent: ily, I promise!

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Murble.
:icontoop:
Mood: Humor ~Toop Sep 29, 2009, 3:10:03 PM
Man, I did some great tagging in that previous message. </sarcasm>

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I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human.
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